Post by ALMIGHTY ALICE on Feb 27, 2012 23:18:26 GMT -5
And so it seems that our winner of this contest is Viking, with a whooping score of 6! He is in fact the only one that passed.... Which means that you all get to back to Alice-school and repeat the grade. Viking passes and goes on to Alice-University. You get to write essays about me now!That's your prize.
I'm not going to post the results of anyone else here, you should be able to check your inbox to see your own score. I say this because there was in fact someone who got zero. >.<
1. What is Alice's full name?
a) Alice Crysis, duhh?
b) Alice Meghan Richardson
c) Alice Evans Waters
d) Alice Allana Masterson
e) Alice Faye Craven
Everyone except for one person selected either b) or d). Curious. Perhaps they have nice rings to them? Well whatever. This was just a random guess for everyone.
2. What is Alice a regional champion of?
a) Fencing
b) Magic: The Gathering
c) Pokemon
d) Super Smash Bros: Melee
e) Chess
All of the above I consider myself talented in; I am rarely defeated in a game of Magic nowdays, I rape face at Pokemon, and my friends actually have designated nights where they try to beat me at Melee. It's quite humorous. Alas, Fencing is the only thing I've been recognized for.
3. If Alice were a Pokemon, her type would be...
a) Water / Ice
b) Water / Dark
c) Dark / Ice
d) Steel / Water
e) Steel / Dark
It's of little surprise to most that I fancy thing elegant nature of ice and cold. I'm quite fond of it myself, I spend a lot of time outside in the frigid canadian weather and enjoy it. And the darkness... Well that comes from my refined tastes and thought processes. Again, an elegant mix, which is about all I can ask.
4. Alice's favorite game?
a) Dragon Age: Origins
b) Final Fantasy Tactics
c) Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
d) Dead Island
e) Armored Core 4: for Answer
All of the above are of my most cherished games of late. DA:O had groundbreaking character development and story. FFT was my first true love for its need for an analytical mind and organization. Skyrim is fucking Skyrim. And Dead Island is simply entrancing, and ultimately entertaining no matter your mood. However, for Answer remains among the few games capable of truly challenging me. It requires an attention to the most minute of details (and there are thousands), as well as incredible foreplanning and strategy, as well as incredible reflexes. This aside, it still makes me question real life ideals and morals. Truly an inspiring game.
5. What is Alice's one and only recognized fear?
a) Heights
b) Death
c) Blood
d) Solitude
e) Blindness
Being alone scares the shit out of me. Has for many years. I become hyperaware of it, when I'm alone for more than a few hours... Something about it frustrates me. I can't quite understand why, but I truly dislike this about myself. It's so irrational! And for all of you that said heights, I tell you that base jumping is the next thing I plan to try. =P
6. If Alice could have any one superpower, it would be...
a) Flight
b) Telekinesis
c) Mind Reading
d) Teleportation
e) Invisibility
I can move things without touching them (hey sweetie, can you grab that for me?). I already read minds through the science of deduction. And I can avoid detection if I wish to remain unseen. What I can not do is fly, and since I was very young, it's been my dream to be able to fly (some of you answered this with flight, and said my fear was heights. wtf? >.<). There's just something so powerfully serene about flight. I dream of it everyday.
7. What has remained Alice's dream since childhood?
a) To become an accomplished swordsman
b) Travel to Romania
c) Go into space
d) Become a household name
e) To catch a Pokemon
This was the only one none of you got right. But it's true. I've always wanted to become someone known to everyone. I never wish to be forgotten. And I realize just how dark that desire can become. It worries me as much as it should worry you.
8. What is Alice's most common screen name?
a) Epic
b) Alice
c) Infected
d) Strigoii
e) Reiterpallasch
Epic is but my latest, Alice is a rare one. Strigoii was my first and possibly my longest used, and Reiterpallasch is an extinct one. Infected, however, is a name that many knew/know me by. It was used exclusively during the period that I played a lot of MMORPG's (Shadowbane, AION), where I met more people, in and out of the game. Infected is still a name that would freak out some people from my old shadowbane server, haha.
9. Alice's favorite movie?
a) Sunshine
b) The Last Samurai
c) The Matrix
d) The Dark Knight
e) Underworld
All of these are my favorite movies (and actually I left out Constantine, which trumps Underworld). Special mention goes to the Matrix, for its revolutionary everything. Those fight scenes. Those subtle mindfucks. Those not-so-subtle mindfucks. And an even more honorable mention goes to Sunshine. This movie didn't hit theaters, but man did it rock. Danny Boyle rocks. It was just so moving... And the director wasn't afraid to all the heroes. I really like that. However! The Last Samurai hit me on a very personal level. The cultural beauty, those willing to fight for it preservation... Their devotion and discipline. Such focus! And the conviction to die for your beliefs, to stare certain death in the eyes with but a smile? Such nobility. This movie is very underrated, and easily the one I watch more than any other (except Star Wars, of late).
10. What does Alice wish she had?
a) Wings
b) A Lightsaber
c) Tifa's body
d) Free time
e) AJ, obviously
I actually own a Lightsaber. I don't want Tifa's tits, that'd actually just suck. If I truly wanted free time, I would quit my job. And no, AJ, I do not spend my time wishing I had you. Shock! >:D
This relates back to the flight thing, but more importantly, I've got a massive wing fetish. It's sort of pathetic. But beautiful, huge wings of down and feather are just the sexiest thing to me. And I wish I had them. To think of curling up inside my own wings at night.... Or flying over bright cities of light at night. Whenever I close my eyes, I can almost feel it.
